Dear husband,
I adore you. I love you. You make our life in this house possible.
But your tv watching habits have got to go. Now.
Turn down the tv, or I will come downstairs and shove the remote into an inaccessible place you will greatly regret.
Sincerely,
Your-tired-wife-who-has-to get-up-for-work-in 5-hours-and-who-does-NOT-want-to-hear-the-tv-blaring-below-her-bed-anymore-tonight
